Sandrutsatont is a god.

He takes the form of a fat, humane gnu.

Sandrutsatont created the Black Eye Galaxy seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sandrutsatont, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Sandrutsatont, he will ignore you.

Sandrutsatont's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Sandrutsatont's Holy Commandments

1. Never laugh in the presence of sharks.

2. Hide from magenta goats for they are unholy.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Pray towards the west.

5. Manatees are unholy and should not be approached.
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