Cissyimsan is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, amazing crane.

Cissyimsan created humankind eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cissyimsan, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Cissyimsan, she will turn you into a sparrow.

Cissyimsan's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Cissyimsan's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Do not drink water in orange rooms.

4. Never eat carrots.

5. Never run in the presence of pigs.