Gomzimdad is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly fat, self-assured sheep.

Gomzimdad created parasitic wasps five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gomzimdad, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Gomzimdad, she will not care at all.

Gomzimdad's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Gomzimdad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat peas.

2. Hide from brown geese for they are unholy.

3. Never think ill of sick goats.

4. Feed all hungry ants.

5. Never talk about otters.