Sogfedpad is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, merciless horse.

Sogfedpad created silver five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sogfedpad, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Sogfedpad, she will come to you in dreams.

Sogfedpad's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Sogfedpad's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear purple tights.

2. Feed all hungry horses.

3. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.