Nutontnurlhin Buskarlid Mut is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly fat, all-powerful hippopotamus.

Nutontnurlhin Buskarlid Mut created life four billion years ago.

If you believe in Nutontnurlhin Buskarlid Mut, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Nutontnurlhin Buskarlid Mut, he will turn you into a puffin.

Nutontnurlhin Buskarlid Mut's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Nutontnurlhin Buskarlid Mut's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Mice are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Nutontnurlhin Buskarlid Mut loves seals, so they must be honoured.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Respect your elders.
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