Weegodarf is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, dishonourable jaguar.

Weegodarf created a top quark nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Weegodarf, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Weegodarf, she will cry a lot.

Weegodarf's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Weegodarf's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about gravity.

2. Never wear dresses.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. You must love Weegodarf.

5. Never feed nuts to squirrels while wearing black rings.