Kopfasgadwit is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, unthinking deer.

Kopfasgadwit created viruses eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Kopfasgadwit, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Kopfasgadwit, it will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Kopfasgadwit's most sacred site is Ylike in Finland.

Kopfasgadwit's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.