Misfudlunkam is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, fast fox.

Misfudlunkam created water five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Misfudlunkam, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Misfudlunkam, she will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Misfudlunkam's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Misfudlunkam's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt eagles.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. You must pray to Misfudlunkam six times a day.

4. Never write about stars.

5. Put Misfudlunkam first in all things.