Poglarnomin is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, self-confident camel.

Poglarnomin created a Higgs boson eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Poglarnomin, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Poglarnomin, she will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Poglarnomin's most sacred site is Poloka in Botswana.

Poglarnomin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Always make sure there are no snakes in a building before entering it.

3. Always wear indigo.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.