Hogpasnakfot is a god.

He takes the form of a corpulent, dishonourable cobra.

Hogpasnakfot created the Virgo Supercluster four billion years ago.

If you believe in Hogpasnakfot, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Hogpasnakfot, he will strike you with lightening.

Hogpasnakfot's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Hogpasnakfot's Holy Commandments

1. Do not bounce in public.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate sharks.

5. Always look after injured capybaras.