Lenhonmin is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, unsympathetic wolf.

Lenhonmin created the Sombrero Galaxy two years ago.

If you believe in Lenhonmin, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Lenhonmin, she will turn you into a giant slug.

Lenhonmin's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Lenhonmin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in violet rooms.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Lenhonmin.

3. Never hurt bats.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.