Witxuckcim is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, idiotic owl.

Witxuckcim created gold six million years ago.

If you believe in Witxuckcim, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Witxuckcim, it will turn you into a mouse.

Witxuckcim's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Witxuckcim's Holy Commandments

1. Always help eagles.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Never think about moons.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Never look at stars.