Zagwadcun is a god.

She takes the form of a large, generous camel.

Zagwadcun created humankind nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Zagwadcun, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Zagwadcun, she will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Zagwadcun's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Zagwadcun's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Zagwadcun.

2. Never think about galaxies.

3. Never think ill of sick grasshopers.

4. Retreat if eight pigs approach from the west.

5. Never talk about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.