Guddudmif is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, humorless ant.

Guddudmif created viruses nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Guddudmif, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Guddudmif, she will send minions to preach to you.

Guddudmif's most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.

Guddudmif's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your chest white.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Never write about galaxies.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Retreat if three sheep approach from the south.