Yestnakfen is a god.

She takes the form of a small, witless fly.

Yestnakfen created silver seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Yestnakfen, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Yestnakfen, she will come to you in dreams.

Yestnakfen's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Yestnakfen's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat grapes.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Do not drink water in fawn rooms.

5. Never wear yellow stockings.