Yomkondav is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, strong shrew.

Yomkondav created a Higgs boson six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Yomkondav, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Yomkondav, she will send you a strongly worded letter.

Yomkondav's most sacred site is Utti in Finland.

Yomkondav's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat bananas.

2. Never talk about asteroids.

3. Never wear stockings.

4. Do not jump in public.

5. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.