Gedmitdam is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, happy goat.

Gedmitdam created a charm quark twelve years ago.

If you believe in Gedmitdam, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Gedmitdam, it will jump up and down on your head.

Gedmitdam's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Gedmitdam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Put Gedmitdam first in all things.