Basttalpop is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, unfair warg.

Basttalpop created the world three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Basttalpop, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Basttalpop, he will have a low opinion of you.

Basttalpop's most sacred site is Sirama in Madagascar.

Basttalpop's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Always make sure there are no horses in a building before entering it.

4. Run away if nine porpoises approach from the south.

5. You must pray to Basttalpop seven times a day.