Nillflowqueeg is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, calm hare.

Nillflowqueeg created water nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nillflowqueeg, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Nillflowqueeg, she will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Nillflowqueeg's most sacred site is Sirama in Madagascar.

Nillflowqueeg's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about planets.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Always help tapirs.

4. Cats are not to be trusted.

5. Never talk about fire.