Hatxindib is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, quiet mink.

Hatxindib created the Andromeda Galaxy four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hatxindib, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Hatxindib, he will turn you into a frog.

Hatxindib's most sacred site is Auvillar in France.

Hatxindib's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from orange whales for they are unholy.

2. Always help foxes.

3. Erect a large iron sculpture of Hatxindib on top of all buildings.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Respect your elders.