Litdibyog is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, confident goblin.

Litdibyog created humanity six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Litdibyog, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Litdibyog, it will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Litdibyog's most sacred site is Xtul in Mexico.

Litdibyog's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Never pour water over plants.