Flaphas is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, caring dragonfly.

Flaphas created a charm quark four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Flaphas, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Flaphas, he will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Flaphas' most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Flaphas' Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large lead sculpture of Flaphas on top of all buildings.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Erect seven zinc sculptures of Flaphas on top of important buildings.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Do not wear red clothing.