Meggetyatt is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, benevolent armadillo.

Meggetyatt created a photon four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Meggetyatt, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Meggetyatt, it will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Meggetyatt's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.

Meggetyatt's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Always help sick dolphins.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Do not speak about bananas.

5. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.