Fatbinsidmatqueegrullidlist is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, pitiless lizard.

Fatbinsidmatqueegrullidlist created a quark four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fatbinsidmatqueegrullidlist, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Fatbinsidmatqueegrullidlist, it will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Fatbinsidmatqueegrullidlist's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Fatbinsidmatqueegrullidlist's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your face mauve.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Never hurt birds.

4. Always treat snakes with great respect.

5. Do not dye your hair cyan.