Dobnadrot is a god.

It takes the form of a small, self-confident whale.

Dobnadrot created Asia four billion years ago.

If you believe in Dobnadrot, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Dobnadrot, it will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Dobnadrot's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.

Dobnadrot's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about horizontal gene transfer.

2. Do not speak about lentils.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Never bounce near great tits.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.