Dapbissveg is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely fat, able capybara.

Dapbissveg created a Higgs boson two million years ago.

If you believe in Dapbissveg, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Dapbissveg, she will turn you into a blue tit.

Dapbissveg's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Dapbissveg's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if seven badgers approach from the west.

2. Always wear green.

3. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

4. Do not drink water in red rooms.

5. Do not hurt turtles.