Nibgebkon is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, amazing wyvern.

Nibgebkon created viruses six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nibgebkon, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Nibgebkon, it will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Nibgebkon's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Nibgebkon's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Nibgebkon's priests.

2. Do not wear platinum on your body.

3. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Do not eat cherries.