Bodhassig is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, unthinking dove.

Bodhassig created a photon three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bodhassig, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Bodhassig, she will not care.

Bodhassig's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Bodhassig's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Bodhassig.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Bodhassig.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Always treat goats with great respect.