Sawganquimkomgudpogfum is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, tiresome grasshopper.

Sawganquimkomgudpogfum created the planet Jupiter four years ago.

If you believe in Sawganquimkomgudpogfum, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Sawganquimkomgudpogfum, she will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Sawganquimkomgudpogfum's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Sawganquimkomgudpogfum's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at comets.

2. Pray towards the south.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Never eat wheat.

5. Sawganquimkomgudpogfum must be the most important thing in your life.