Vabappstig is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, self-confident clam.

Vabappstig created parasitic wasps five million years ago.

If you believe in Vabappstig, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Vabappstig, she will turn you into a sheep.

Vabappstig's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Vabappstig's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about cell theory.

2. Never go into brown rooms.

3. Do not dye your hair violet.

4. Do not laugh in public.

5. Do not drink water in indigo rooms.