Natbutlen Jabstig is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, strong turtle.

Natbutlen Jabstig created a bottom quark three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Natbutlen Jabstig, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Natbutlen Jabstig, she will ignore you.

Natbutlen Jabstig's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Natbutlen Jabstig's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about gravity.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Never write about cell theory.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Never wear mauve dresses.