Cenbighit is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, unthinking faun.

Cenbighit created a bottom quark seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cenbighit, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Cenbighit, he will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Cenbighit's most sacred site is Khwee in Botswana.

Cenbighit's Holy Commandments

1. Cenbighit loves pigs, so they must be honoured.

2. Always look after injured sheep.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.