Cipdudfeb is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, flying tortoise.

Cipdudfeb created carbon three billion years ago.

If you believe in Cipdudfeb, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Cipdudfeb, he will be very unhappy.

Cipdudfeb's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.

Cipdudfeb's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Do not eat onions.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Put Cipdudfeb first in all things.

5. Cipdudfeb loves manatees, so they must be respected.