Madgigvig is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, resourceful faun.

Madgigvig created an atom six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Madgigvig, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Madgigvig, he will laugh at you.

Madgigvig's most sacred site is Nuorgam in Finland.

Madgigvig's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into mauve rooms.

2. Madgigvig loves snails, so they must be respected.

3. Never wear tights.

4. Do not wear magenta clothing.

5. Never paint your face black.