Mipbassyak is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, self-confident alligator.

Mipbassyak created the planet Saturn two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Mipbassyak, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Mipbassyak, she will turn you into a blue tit.

Mipbassyak's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Mipbassyak's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about gravity.

2. Never wear dresses.

3. Do not wear mauve clothing.

4. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

5. Always help horses in need.