Cebflat is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, all-powerful dolphin.

Cebflat created parasitic wasps eight million years ago.

If you believe in Cebflat, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Cebflat, it will destroy your home solar system.

Cebflat's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Cebflat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill ants.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Do not shave your arms.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Never feed gooseberries to whales while wearing magenta coats.