Rawbogfab is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, moody salamander.

Rawbogfab created the universe two years ago.

If you believe in Rawbogfab, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Rawbogfab, he will turn you into a snail.

Rawbogfab's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.

Rawbogfab's Holy Commandments

1. Erect nine carbon sculptures of Rawbogfab on top of important buildings.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Mites are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.