Vonkfad Flagbaphom is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, boastful hare.

Vonkfad Flagbaphom created a Higgs boson four million years ago.

If you believe in Vonkfad Flagbaphom, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Vonkfad Flagbaphom, it will turn you into a plant.

Vonkfad Flagbaphom's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Vonkfad Flagbaphom's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Vonkfad Flagbaphom.

4. Never wear boots.

5. Retreat if three moths approach from the east.