Nigbityok Buszigfetxen is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, humorless chinchilla.

Nigbityok Buszigfetxen created viruses two billion years ago.

If you believe in Nigbityok Buszigfetxen, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Nigbityok Buszigfetxen, she will come to you in dreams.

Nigbityok Buszigfetxen's most sacred site is Hej in Sweden.

Nigbityok Buszigfetxen's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat turnips.

2. Always help sick grasshopers.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Never think about amino acids.