Gilvinbaf Afnarlatleghabnut is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, unsympathetic elephant.

Gilvinbaf Afnarlatleghabnut created the universe three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gilvinbaf Afnarlatleghabnut, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Gilvinbaf Afnarlatleghabnut, it will destroy your home solar system.

Gilvinbaf Afnarlatleghabnut's most sacred site is Littoinen in Finland.

Gilvinbaf Afnarlatleghabnut's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Gilvinbaf Afnarlatleghabnut.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Never write about the strong nuclear force.