Dagvilbed is a god.

He takes the form of a heavy, sage naga.

Dagvilbed created humanity five billion years ago.

If you believe in Dagvilbed, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Dagvilbed, he will remove you from existence.

Dagvilbed's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Dagvilbed's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat onions.

2. Never hurt bats.

3. Otters are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Never sit in holy places.

5. Always make sure there are no geese in a building before entering it.