Gebmindoddad is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, unselfish raven.

Gebmindoddad created the planet Jupiter six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gebmindoddad, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Gebmindoddad, she will turn you into a giant snail.

Gebmindoddad's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.

Gebmindoddad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Never laugh in the presence of pigs.

3. Always obey Gebmindoddad's priests.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Do not covet oxen.