Yartnilten is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, happy alligator.

Yartnilten created the Andromeda Galaxy nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yartnilten, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Yartnilten, he will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Yartnilten's most sacred site is Rautio in Finland.

Yartnilten's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about gravity.

2. Never look at nebulae.

3. Always wear green.

4. Erect nine lead sculptures of Yartnilten on top of important buildings.

5. Run away if three voles approach from the south.