Manbempin is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, awesome meerkat.

Manbempin created snails four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Manbempin, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Manbempin, he will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Manbempin's most sacred site is Mmankgodi in Botswana.

Manbempin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Erect a large carbon sculpture of Manbempin on top of all buildings.

5. Foxes are not to be trusted.