Minflatdit is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, tranquil naga.

Minflatdit created the Sun three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Minflatdit, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Minflatdit, she will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Minflatdit's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Minflatdit's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Do not take Minflatdit's name in vain.

3. Do not dye your hair red.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Minflatdit must be the most important thing in your life.