Fodjoppak is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, awe-inspiring salamander.

Fodjoppak created time and space six billion years ago.

If you believe in Fodjoppak, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Fodjoppak, she will destroy your favourite planet.

Fodjoppak's most sacred site is Penhale in England.

Fodjoppak's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Fodjoppak nine times a day.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Always make sure there are no sheep in a room before entering it.

4. Erect three tin sculptures of Fodjoppak on top of important buildings.

5. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.