Jensanfigjarnbunhud is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, unthinking centipede.

Jensanfigjarnbunhud created life six million years ago.

If you believe in Jensanfigjarnbunhud, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Jensanfigjarnbunhud, it will turn you into a hamster.

Jensanfigjarnbunhud's most sacred site is Phepheng in Botswana.

Jensanfigjarnbunhud's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat gooseberries.

2. Never wear gray kilts.

3. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

4. Never feed pineapples to gulls while wearing mauve ear rings.

5. Never wear scarves.