Wotbembus is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, pitiless squid.

Wotbembus created the Cigar Galaxy nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Wotbembus, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Wotbembus, it will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Wotbembus' most sacred site is Kirumampakkam in India.

Wotbembus' Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Wotbembus' name in vain.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of lead.

3. Run away if six foxes approach from the east.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Wotbembus.