Cep is a god.
He takes the form of an extremely small, stupid pigeon.
Cep created silver three quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in Cep, he will grant all your wishes.
If you do not believe in Cep, he will destroy your home galaxy.
Cep's most sacred site is Khwee in Botswana.
Cep's Holy Commandments
1. Do not shave your head.
2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.
3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.
4. Never write about galaxies.
5. Do not drink water in brown rooms.