Hud Cussmutjam is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, flying bee.

Hud Cussmutjam created the planet Venus two years ago.

If you believe in Hud Cussmutjam, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Hud Cussmutjam, he will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Hud Cussmutjam's most sacred site is Gorslas in Wales.

Hud Cussmutjam's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Run away from mauve frogs, for they are unholy.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Do not shave your neck.

5. Do not make images of living things.